Not me! Monday

This week I most certainly did not go to Target with the kids and spend so long in there that Rebekah became super thirsty from not having her sippy with her. I did not feel guilty for that, because I would never forget her cup in the car and be too lazy to get it for her. And I definitely did not let her drink a Root Beer from the snack bar so I could keep shopping a little longer! Nope. Not me!

I did not change Noah on the counter top in the bathroom at TJ Maxx this weekend because I didn't want to wait around on the person who was taking forever in the stall with the changing table. Nope. Not me!

I also did not let Bekah go to bed in the same clothes she wore one day and then keep her in those same clothes the following day. That would be gross and I would never do that! Nope. Not me!

I did not get so lazy this week that I missed my shower 3 days in a row. I didn't just put on some deodorant and fix my hair to save time from having to actually wash and dry and flat iron my hair because I was running late. Again, who would be so gross as to think this was okay? Not me!

And of course, and I definitely didn't sleep in until almost 11am for those same 3 days in a row and I absolutely did not let Rebekah stay up until 10pm for almost the whole week because of stuff I had to get done. Who would take their child off of her schedule like that? Not me!

And finally, I did not decide to write my own "Not me!" post simply because MckMama is doing a giveaway for posting this week. Who does that? Not me!

What have YOU not done this week? Feel free to write your own "Not me!" post and in the meantime, go check out MckMama's blog carnival here to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week!